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I perform live all over the country. Some, like The Ten (food) Commandments, my search for the culinary promised land, or My Dining Hell, my journey through appalling restaurant experiences, are one man shows, and are absolutely hilarious. The latest is My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making, the show linked to my new book which is published in September 2019. Others are with my jazz quartet and are also absolutely hilarious, but in a good way. Here you’ll find a complete listing, with an indication of which type it is. There are links to buy tickets.



All Shows

This is a complete list of all my live shows, in date order. As tickets go on sale, 'buy' buttons will be added. For a more detailed description of the types of show, click on the 'Jazz', 'One Man Show' and 'double-header' tabs.

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at The Carriageworks, Leeds POSTPONED

One Man Show

Thursday 03 September, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making, Sherman Theatre, Cardiff POSTPONED

One Man Show

Tuesday 08 September, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at EM Forster Theatre, Tonbridge POSTPONED

One Man Show

Friday 25 September, 2020

My Last Supper, One Meal, a Lifetime In The Making at The Old Market, Brighton and Hove. SOLD OUT. POSTPONED

One Man Show

Sunday 04 October, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at The New Vic Theatre, Newcastle-Under-Lyme POSTPONED

One Man Show

Wednesday 27 January, 2021

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate POSTPONED

One Man Show

Friday 29 January, 2021

Songs of Food And Agony

I’ve been playing the piano for over 30 years, and for the past decade have concentrated on jazz. You can read about my musical adventures here Now, working with some of Britain’s best musicians, we perform songs about food and drink, and others informed by my experience of growing up with my mother, Claire Rayner, who was an agony aunt, and I tell stories about both. With Dave Lewis on sax, Robert Rickenberg on bass and the singer Pat Gordon-Smith. To read more about the brilliant musicians in my band click here.

My Dining Hell

I have been the restaurant critic for the Observer for over 15 years, written reviews of well over 700 establishments, and if there is one thing I’ve learnt it is that while readers like reviews, what they really love is reviews of bad restaurants. They adore them, feast upon them like starving vultures who have spotted fly-blown carrion out in the bush. In My Dining Hell, I examine our love affair with lousy reviews, rant about my most hated restaurants fads, list my most excruciating nights out and – just to balance things – read from the worst reviews my own work has ever received.

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at The Carriageworks, Leeds POSTPONED

Thursday 03 September, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making, Sherman Theatre, Cardiff POSTPONED

Tuesday 08 September, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at EM Forster Theatre, Tonbridge POSTPONED

Friday 25 September, 2020

My Last Supper, One Meal, a Lifetime In The Making at The Old Market, Brighton and Hove. SOLD OUT. POSTPONED

Sunday 04 October, 2020

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at The New Vic Theatre, Newcastle-Under-Lyme POSTPONED

Wednesday 27 January, 2021

My Last Supper: One Meal A Lifetime In The Making at Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate POSTPONED

Friday 29 January, 2021

The Double Headers

In the first half it’s My Dining Hell; in the second half it’s songs of Food and Agony. What’s not to like?